forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

katkinkat:

katkinkat:

up until the age of about 9 I wished for ‘an invisible donkey’ every birthday and I literally have no idea why.

I could be surrounded by invisible donkeys right now and I wouldn’t even know

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first